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Post by Joel Wanasek on Jan 26, 2008 12:18:41 GMT -5
Ok, so I saw the new Rambo yesterday. OMG best movie ever. As one person stated on yahoo movie reviews:
"DEATH FROM A 50 CALIBER!!! WHILE HE, STALLONE, WILL SURELY BE UP FOR MANY OSCARS FROM RAMBO 4! 1. BEST EXPLODING HEAD! 2. BEST ARROW THROUGH THE HEAD! 3. BEST 2ND EXPLODING HEAD! 4. BEST ARROW THROUGH THE FACE! 5. BEST 3RD EXPLODING HEAD! 6. BEST GUTTING OF A BAD GUY! 7. BEST 4TH EXPLODING HEAD! 8. BEST BARE HANDED RIPING OUT OF A THROAT! 9. BEST 5TH EXPLODING HEAD! 10. BEST USE OF A 50 CALIBER! 11. BEST 6TH EXPLODING HEAD! 12. BEST USE OF A HOME MADE KNIFE! 13. BEST 7TH EXPLODING HEAD! SHOULD I CONTINUE!?!? THIS DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SCRATCH THE SURFACE! THIS FILM IS A MUST SEE FOR EVERYONE! STORY LINE FOR RAMBO 5, JUST REDO RAMBO 4 AND SUBSTITUTE THE NEGATIVE CRITICS FOR THE BAD MILITIA AND LET JOHN J DEMONSTATE THE 50 CALIBER, HIS BOW AND ARROWS, AND HIS NEW HOMEMADE KNIFE! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! I TOOK OFF WORK AND HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT TWICE TODAY! I WILL GO SEVERAL MORE TIMES THIS WEEKEND! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH! IT IS AWESOME!"
insaneguitar.com officially endorses rambo from now on. Go see it.
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Post by pcsmall on Jan 26, 2008 13:37:55 GMT -5
MUST SEE MOVIE OV THY HEAD EXPLODING DOOM!!
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Post by Stefvorcide on Jan 26, 2008 17:44:17 GMT -5
hahah fuck yaeh \m/
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Post by schweinhund on Feb 10, 2008 14:29:16 GMT -5
HAMMER SMASHED FACE
..is a children show compared to new Rambo!
New Rambo is the most brutal movie ever.
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