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Post by Joel Wanasek on Apr 8, 2007 3:05:44 GMT -5
So I decided to throw a little shindig this evening. Called up some buddies like Freddy & JP of 4513. Beer was plentiful and they drank all my hard liquor. Well, one particular friend of a friend that showed up got a little too drunk. We did a shot and then suddenly he wasn't looking so normal. SO I grabed him some bread and water to hydrate him and soak up some alchohal. Well.... about that time to fell right back on his ass on the floor. So we draged his ass outside so he could puke as the toilet wasn't an option. After 20 minutes of holding him on his side and laying in his own puke......... we bring him inside and put him on my kitchen couch. A few hours pass of us partying and him being passed out. He then starts grumbling so we stand him up. Dude trys to start unzipping his pants but he can't figure out how..... he then gives up and pisses all over himself and my floor.
What can I say.... it was one of teh funniest things ever... dude laying there on the couch with totally socking wet piss pants. lol. Guess who gets to do the cleaning tomarrow. ;D Un metal moments!
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Post by schweinhund on Apr 8, 2007 9:46:09 GMT -5
Hahaha poor fellow.. I hope I never get that fucked up One guy I knew drank way too much this one time in a party in his home, then went somehwere downtown. Long story short: He woke up naked in his shower, had no idea how he got home and there were 2 Polish guys (who didn't speak Icelandic) drunk-dead in the living room. Now, I know what you're thinking but they didn't rape him or anything. He was rather proud of this experience
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Post by Stefvorcide on Apr 8, 2007 10:00:59 GMT -5
hahaha suckas.
it's like on new year's eve, my band and I went to this big metal party, lots of heavy drinkers btw. After maybe 4 beers, our bassist told me he was takin' a lil break. the guy who was doing the party heard that, and said you drink THAT *grabs the first bottle he could get on the table* otherwise you get the fuck outta here.. so yeah, poor bassist drank some jack daniels straight from the bottle, then had to drink Yukon Jack (its like jack daniels, but 50% alcohol. hehe) then Absynthe (its 70%) then Caribou (its a typical mix of LOTSA stuff.. cant really explain)
He was fukken sick, some 30-y-o chick, who's a nurse, was taking care of him. We were all kinda jealous, cause she was hot.. but he didnt even get to see her face. ;p
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Post by Freddy4513 on Apr 8, 2007 11:23:10 GMT -5
Dude, I barfed this morning.
because, when I was sitting on the couch "Focused"
I decided to dominate the ruffles.
and this morning. It came out the entrance, and now im good!
but dude.
J fucking fell outside...
he just drank soooo fucking much...
and you have to ask JP and Lewie, but I had some good drunk one liners.
"Joel, im not allowing you to drink that much and pee in my pants"
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Post by Joel Wanasek on Apr 8, 2007 14:22:32 GMT -5
lol....
Yea he was still wasted as hell this morning.... could barely stand and fell out of the door onto the cement... what a moron.
He slept all night with piss pants..... lofl Too bad I didn't break out the camera.
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Post by endless on Apr 8, 2007 15:40:57 GMT -5
One time my first band was going to do some rough demos of songs, just to see how they were shaping up. We were supposed to be at the drummers place at 11:00 in the morning, but our second guitarist didn't show. We started recording what we could, all the while calling his cell phone between takes. Eventually he called us back (like 1:00). Apparently he got wasted at the bar the previous night and ended up at some Czech guys' house. We asked him how long it would take to get to the drummers place... "...uh... just a sec... I gotta find a window..............uh...I think I'm in Coleman (two towns away)... so, uh, maybe an hour? I gotta get my guitar and stuff" Another time, we had to pick him up for practice, because he didn't remember where his car was. We found it parked out side the bar, with the trunk wide open, hood popped, and all the windows rolled down (in winter). Inside, the car was full of empty beer bottles, inlcuding two half full ones in the cup holders, and everything had a light frost on it. The first words out of his mouth? "SWEET, I have BEER!!" as he held up a half case of Kokanee he found under the back seat.
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Post by jp4513 on Apr 11, 2007 16:18:27 GMT -5
Okay….about 3 months ago my friends and I were drinking. As the night went on one of my friends opened up a beer and threw the bottle cap onto our table. The cap landed in a shot glass. None of our drunk asses realized this until my friend who we will call Bob poured a shot into the same shot glass. Bob pounds down the shot and gets the cap lodged in his throat. After a few scary minutes Bob takes a drink of water and forces the cap out of his throat. Then proceeds to have another drink!
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Post by deathsguitarist on Apr 11, 2007 19:58:56 GMT -5
I got drunk with Ottoman a couple weeks ago. I guess nothing really exciting happened to me....I ended up throwing up in front of the bass players house and passing out in my car. And then the bass player got handcuffed outside of a bar later that night. haha
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Post by jp4513 on Apr 18, 2007 0:22:41 GMT -5
yep....im drunk now.......hahahahhahahaha!
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Post by ice9 on Apr 20, 2007 22:32:13 GMT -5
im fuckin pissd at the moment. ;D ;D ;D \m/
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Post by Tungus on Apr 21, 2007 19:05:26 GMT -5
im already tore up................... wiat till ya hear ms scary bich about it.
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Post by Ms Scary on Apr 22, 2007 14:52:21 GMT -5
You can't type fer sheeit when your drunk dear.... I did not bitch at you at all. However, if you do not learn to do things a bit more responsibly, we will have problems.
You would think that a 35 year old who has spent most of his adult life without a license would know better than to run around drunk. (again)
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Post by entz on Apr 23, 2007 4:46:15 GMT -5
too many to tell, but there's an educational one for ya kids.
Ok, so there was this usual party, heavy drinking and shit, and I went to a room with this hot chick. And well she was very drunk. I wanted her to suck my cock, but she was too drunk.... and he bit my friggin PP. It was all pain and tears. I still have the scars.
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Post by Ms Scary on Jun 12, 2007 10:51:04 GMT -5
Come on guys it is summer time! there should be lots more of these stories....
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Post by deathsguitarist on Jun 13, 2007 17:09:54 GMT -5
Memorial day weekend... I played beer pong. but there were whiskey cups as well as beer cups. later that night we played strip poker. ended up getting a girl to take all her clothes off.
Thats the best i have right now
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