Post by steve0 on Nov 19, 2008 22:51:41 GMT -5
On the night of Nov. 19th 2008 Steven Anderson was struck by a speeding tractor trailer, which by happenstance was running a red light where Steve was crossing the street. He was knocked forty yards into the woods and was impaled through the stomach on the antlers of a small deer that happened to be there. He was resuscitated on the scene by paramedics before being airlifted to a nearby hospital. During flight the helicopter was struck by another tractor trailer. It is not yet understood why the pilot was flying down the wrong side of the road at an altitude of less than four feet.
Steve was thrown from the helicopter and was again resuscitated before being put into an ambulance. He was taken to the now slightly-more-nearby hospital. He was taken into surgery immediately and the deer was removed. Steve's condition stabilized and he was beginning to show steady vital signs when a hunter in the hallway saw the prize buck as it was led from the ER. He fired a shot from his rifle, missing the deer, and penetrated the wall of Steve's hospital room, hitting his bed and tipping it over. Steve was stabbed in the neck as he landed on a scalpel that had been carelessly left on the floor by his bed. Resuscitation was attempted a third time, but Steve only gained consciousness long enough to give out his IG login so a memorial could be put on the forum.
If you were lucky enough to know Steven, you would know that he was unlucky enough for such a strange death to have taken place.
Feel free to leave any words of condolence for his family, although they will not be able to read them as they were all struck by an asteroid while huddling together in a group hug after winning the lottery the very night of his death.
Steve was thrown from the helicopter and was again resuscitated before being put into an ambulance. He was taken to the now slightly-more-nearby hospital. He was taken into surgery immediately and the deer was removed. Steve's condition stabilized and he was beginning to show steady vital signs when a hunter in the hallway saw the prize buck as it was led from the ER. He fired a shot from his rifle, missing the deer, and penetrated the wall of Steve's hospital room, hitting his bed and tipping it over. Steve was stabbed in the neck as he landed on a scalpel that had been carelessly left on the floor by his bed. Resuscitation was attempted a third time, but Steve only gained consciousness long enough to give out his IG login so a memorial could be put on the forum.
If you were lucky enough to know Steven, you would know that he was unlucky enough for such a strange death to have taken place.
Feel free to leave any words of condolence for his family, although they will not be able to read them as they were all struck by an asteroid while huddling together in a group hug after winning the lottery the very night of his death.