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Post by Torkin on Sept 12, 2007 12:41:54 GMT -5
Aight guys let's purge the dullness from our souls. Rules: Person 1 asks a question Person 2 answers person's 1 question and asks another one Person 3 answers person's 2 q and asks another one and so on All q's must have a "what would u do if" prefix I'll begin: What would you do if your pig has eaten the last pick in the house and you felt a sudden urge to shred, now?
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Post by Tungus on Sept 12, 2007 20:38:09 GMT -5
Gut the pig and get my fukkin pic back......then have me a bbq.
You have .10s on your fave axe and you break an E string......your only spare is an 13: Do you slap the 13 on and suffer or quit playin till you can get another 10?
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Post by schweinhund on Sept 14, 2007 19:49:14 GMT -5
I slap no string in the guitar until I get my .10 but instead play everything on the B string instead of the E.
You're recording an album. The head of the Record Label says you have to cut down at least half of the solo's if you wan't to sell any CD's at all, the untrained listeners won't like this guitar-wanking. What do yee do?
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Post by diego on Sept 14, 2007 22:55:11 GMT -5
Record a very comercial album with nice catchy solos for easy listening...
Then become famous an get tons of money... Buy the fucking label fire the stupid dude that told me to cut the fucking solos or send him to clean the fucking toilets with his fucking tongue...
Then make a record label for al guitar shredders etc...
Also as now i would be famous as hell i would have made my custom signature model by Yamaha...
It´s the last day on fucking earth before the appocalishit... How would you spend your last day?
ps... I know lot´s of you would like to answer... Muajajaja
Blooooooooommmm
See you all.
Diego.
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Post by Stefvorcide on Sept 14, 2007 23:10:23 GMT -5
It´s the last day on fucking earth before the appocalishit... How would you spend your last day? I'd go to argentina, smoke shitloadz of crack, and rape every goat i see, then make satanic incantations w/ other black metalhead. then 1h before everything dies, we'd organise the biggest (well, first one ;p ) VORCIDE show \m/ OKAY my turn now *evilgrin* You were sooooo drunk last nite, and when u wake you, u've got absolutly NO CLUE where you are or who is that ugly as hell girl who's ON you. and you REALLY don't want to wake up her... what'd you do??
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Post by Torkin on Sept 15, 2007 6:27:33 GMT -5
The second I realize what is going on I push her aside and break off in panic shouting gibberish for the window and jump out, and pray that im still in Iceland (very few high buildings here).
Emp has inspired me:
You wake up after a heavy drinking nite alone, and feel something falloic up ur ass (a dildo). While you try to recall something, you hear some male voices in the next room. What would you do?
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Post by The Arisen on Sept 15, 2007 12:32:42 GMT -5
Break up with Rachel (my ex of a few years ago). that came close to happening...thankfully her fantasies didn't actually take place, lol.
What would you do if you ran out of booze and all the shops were shut?
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Post by Torkin on Sept 15, 2007 14:32:21 GMT -5
hahha \m/
I'd drink gas out of my neighbours car.
You play your favourite 100w tube amp a bit less quiet than usual. Then cops show up and say your neighbours have called them, and that they are going to take your ax away for a couple of days. What would you do?
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Post by The Arisen on Sept 15, 2007 15:30:10 GMT -5
turn my amp up to 11 and play the most metal riff ever forged, which would cause their brains to instantly explode (mars attacks style). then drink a beer and carry on jamming. ok, now what would you do if your girlfriend pretty much appropriates your JEM? (my answer to this will be revealed...)
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Post by schweinhund on Sept 15, 2007 15:54:02 GMT -5
ok, now what would you do if your girlfriend pretty much appropriates your JEM?
Explain this sentence to me :/...
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Post by The Arisen on Sept 15, 2007 16:04:18 GMT -5
ok, now what would you do if your girlfriend pretty much appropriates your JEM? Explain this sentence to me :/... well this actually happened...she (being a guitarist) decided that the JEM was pretty much hers, lol.
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Post by schweinhund on Sept 16, 2007 7:27:20 GMT -5
Well.. it kinda depends on how pretty she is. If she's pretty I'd just use some other guitar but if she's an ugly cow I'd put an electricuting device to zap her everytime she touches the thing. Then I'd procceed to chain her to the kitchen.
Now..
You wake up in a stable next to a crippled girl. She's so hideous it makes you noxeous just by watching her sleep. Now, the alarm is set on and if you move it will wake everybody in the neighbourhood. On the other hand you hear the voice of your mother and father coming your way to check on their horse..
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Post by Stefvorcide on Sept 16, 2007 23:23:10 GMT -5
damn.... its pretty much the same as mine...
I take the closest bottle of whisky, drink it in 1 shot, then kick her in the crotch, then kick in her face to be sure she looks better... then i run back to check the beloved horse ;p
so you jam with The Great Kat, and dont wanna look like a n00b, what'd you do?
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Post by Torkin on Sept 17, 2007 12:05:20 GMT -5
Fuck her straight away. So you jam with Alexi Laiho and don't wanna look like a n00b, what'd you do?
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Post by Stefvorcide on Sept 17, 2007 13:02:55 GMT -5
I PLAY SOME FUKKEN VORCIDE, some CoB from the first two albums, then some STONE. After, I'd tell him to stop writtin' weird stuff and do some badass stuff like back in the days ;p
Then we hook up with Roope Latvala, get wasted with shitloads of beer. \m/
So you're jammin' and you run outta beer. stores are closed and alcohol selling is prohibited that late. every bars are 2hours+ away. What would ye do ??
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