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Post by pcsmall on Sept 17, 2007 13:03:26 GMT -5
act like i'm too drunk to play and blame my crappy sweep picking on the booze.
You get in your car and realize that you left the rest of your CDs in your house. All you have to choose from are some MyChem CD that your emo-fag cousin left in the car and Dragonforce. what do you do? (note: the only radio stations available are all Clear Channel and news radio)
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Post by Stefvorcide on Sept 17, 2007 13:04:45 GMT -5
rofl, we replied like 1 minute away ;p
ye have to answear my post pat.
for yours: i'd sing some badass 80's tunes \m/
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schweinhund
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Post by schweinhund on Sept 17, 2007 13:05:02 GMT -5
Sing the whole CFH album with all riffs and solos.
Manowar has contacted you. You're quest is to assassiate a local false-metal band in concert. What'd ya do?
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Post by Stefvorcide on Sept 17, 2007 13:07:49 GMT -5
I'D PUT MY GONFLABLES MUSCLES ON, DO SOME FLEXIN' , kill the posers, then get to jam with MANOWAR \m/
A local rap band FORCE you to play with them (they got guns and shites) what you do?
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Post by pcsmall on Sept 17, 2007 13:14:28 GMT -5
okay i'll respond to both of emp's ... 1) i don't drink, but if i did i'd probably call my bandmate who lives closest to me and tell him to bring whatever liquor he has in the house and his instrument over to jam and drink. if he complains about the lateness or doesn't have any beer, i'd kick him out of the band and move to the next bandmate repeating those actions. if i didn't find any, i'd probably go ahead to the bar that was 2 hrs away 2)crank my amp to 11, shred something terrible on my JACKSON @ 350 bpm with plenty of dime-style harmonic divebombs and pinch harmonics. whatever rappers in the group haven't suffered the fate of an exploded head from thy uber dosness, flex at them like you've never flexed before (both forearms and triceps w/ the pfff sound). Then do a stage dive and crowd surf your way into the sunset You've just returned from Hawaii with an uber tan and you're waking through the airport with your hardshell case and get ganked by airport security because they think you're an arab dude with an assault rifle or bomb or some crap in the case. They separate you from your beloved Charvel San Dimas which was in the case and lock you in a room to await further questioning/cattle prodding. what do you do?
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Post by Stefvorcide on Sept 17, 2007 13:34:15 GMT -5
i just flex 'em and walk away, cause I know some dude there ;p
anyway airport security / customs is shites in Kanadia.
Kelly Osbourne calls you and ask to be in her shitty band, she pays you 5 hundred dollars a week... what,d ye do???
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Post by Torkin on Sept 17, 2007 13:56:34 GMT -5
Play with her band ofcuz. In music business you must earn living in every way possible. And you always have your bedroom for metal worshipping.
You and ur friends have a hard drinking night in a summerhouse. You pass out completely in the morning, fall on the grass and lie on the grass with your face half - down. When you wake up and look in the mirror you see that one half of your face is sun burned (and thus is gonna be dark brown for like 2 weeks) and the second half is white (ur usual color). What'd you do? (keep it or get the rest of ur face tanned?)
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Post by Torkin on Sept 17, 2007 13:57:28 GMT -5
So you're jammin' and you run outta beer. stores are closed Scroll up emp I've answered this one before XD
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