Just to see if I've got all this straight...
"Am is badass, but it is penultimate to Em. I proclaim Em supreme." *flex*
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You go to a grocery store to obtain meat and beer. On the way back to your car, you see someone in a backwards baseball cap blasting Limp Bizkit. They say Limp Bizkit is ultimate. The correct course of action is to proclaim "False," flex, dominate them and proclaim "Cancelled." Continue to you car (with meat and beer in hand) and blast some Bach. Flex forearm as you drive past the Limpit fan.
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Metal dudes # 1 and 2 together:"Hail!"
Metal dude # 2: "Today let's forge some serious metal."
Metal dude # 1: "Dude, it is essential that you warm up before learning this badass new riff I forged this morning." (Metal dude 1 weilds axe and administers riff)
Metal dude # 2: "Dude, that is bad as F*CK!" (Weilds axe and administers badass solo over badass riff)
Metal dude # 1: "Supreme!"
Both metal dudes: "ULTIMATE!!"
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Someone plays a Nirvana riff on a Fender guitar. You flex, proclaim "Cancelled," obtain your Jackson or Ibanez and administer Yngwie. When finished, flex, alternating right and left arms.
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Metal dude # 1: "This amp goes to 11."
Metal dude # 2, stoned: "Badass."
Metal dude # 1: " My guitar has two whammy bars -- one on the bridge and one at the nut."
Metal dude # 2, still stoned: "Dude that's bad as f*ck!)
Metal dude # 1: "My guitar has 25 frets."
Metal dude # 2, stoneder: "WHOA. Supreme."
Metal dude # 1: "My guitar has 16 pickups: six pickups in the bridge position, six in the neck position, four in the middle position. And twenty tone knobs and volume controls."
Metal dude # 2, stoned, mouth agape: *long silence while his mind processes all this* "Dude...Supremely ultimate."
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\m/ is the universal text symbol for
METAL.
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You're walking down the street in your Insane Guitar t-shirt and you see someone else wearing an Insane Guitar t-shirt, walking toward you. The only correct course of action for both of you is to say "Hail" and "Let's jam!"