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Post by pcsmall on Apr 30, 2007 21:01:55 GMT -5
yeah everyone starts at flexing and everything else about being metal just falls into place.
((i just started the 3rd page! woohoo!))
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Post by jazziiiguy on Apr 30, 2007 21:50:31 GMT -5
Yeah, flexing is easy to remember cause it's just so fun.
*flex*
*pffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
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Post by pcsmall on Apr 30, 2007 22:09:40 GMT -5
if you're a true metalhead, then everything you (and your girlfriend/wife if applicable) own has "of doom" after the name.
Examples: Guitar of Doom Malibu of Doom Xbox of Doom Ipod of Doom Coffee Table of Doom Chihuahua of Doom
*note: in some instances, "death" can be substituted for "doom" as can "ov" for "of"*
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Post by jazziiiguy on Apr 30, 2007 22:48:03 GMT -5
I have some Jelly Beans of doom.
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Post by Stefvorcide on May 1, 2007 6:32:02 GMT -5
Patrilomic, one must use "OV" from time to time to replace "of"
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Post by pcsmall on May 1, 2007 10:42:26 GMT -5
i'll make the edit...
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Post by entz on May 4, 2007 11:24:36 GMT -5
The rules of 80's hard rock/hair metal/glam rock/glam metal/cock rock/
*Buy tons of Aquanet hair-spray, make your hair huge *Wear shit loads of make-up, the more make-up you use and the prettier you look the more you get laid. *Party 24/7 *Your favourite drink is Jack Daniels... drink at least bottle a day *You must live in LA... Sunset Stip area.... in a fucked up cheap apartment full of cockroaches. The other cities are for fags. *You must hang out at clubs such as Roxy, Troubadour, Whiskey A Go Go, Rainbow, Cathouse etc. *Your main goal is to fuck as many chicks as possible. Perfer the blondes with huge tits. If you don't get laid... just piss off and die. *Don't show horns of flex or any of that shit... show your middle finger to everyone.... all the time. *If you don't like someone then beat the shit out of him, cheap tricks are allowed, such as hitting on the head with a bottle behind the motherfucker's back. *The only sports you can do is surfing and ass-play. *You never buy your own food. Let the groupies feed you. *You don't have a regular job. Team up with another cat. Find some rich stupid chick. Fuck her while your pal steals all her money. After fucking her get out of the house and split the money. *If you are a junkie.... wich most likely you are.... you don't buy drugs... you get drugs from your friends. *Get in trouble all the time, fight with cops, piss everyone off. Get street cred. *Eddie Van Halen is your god *David Lee Roth is the coolest *You have to use superstrat guitars.... such as Charvel, Jackson, Kramer, Hamer etc. loaded with floyd roses and with cool graphic jobs. *Dressing must be based on the character of your music. If you are doing very sleazy stuff then wear neon colored spandex pants and ripped tank tops. If you are more street/gutter dude, then use leather pants or ripped jeans. Wear all kinds of scarves, lace, head-bands etc. *Your singer must be drunk all the time, he must jump on the stage as much as possible. *Your drummer must do all kinds of stick triks and twirling and spinning, if he doesn't do it as much as Tommy Lee, then fire him. *Every song must feature a screaming guitar solo full of two-handed tapping. *Write songs about chicks, fucking, partying, booze and all that kind of cool shit. *Use words like: dude, cool, wicked, badass, rock on, fuck, sucks, yeah, bummer etc. all the time *Go to strip clubs regulary. Fuck the strippers. The best way to do it is to get a cheap mote room then fuck her in the ass while you are snorting coke off on her back. *Fuck all the local pornstars too. *Do as much home xxx videos as much as possible. Sell them to porn moguls. *Go to tour with bands like Motley Crue. *Cancell most of your shows. *Do as much destruction, chaos, decadence and sickest sex pervertion as possible on the tours. *Trash all the hotel rooms. *The more fucked up shit you do, the more albums you sell, the more people show up at your concerts, the more chicks want to suck you off. *If none of your band members haven't overdosed or got his ass into jail or caused a massive riot then your band fucking sucks. *What do you mean you havent banged a Baywatch chick yet. *Marriage sucks. But when you get married, then it's with some Playmate or Penthouse Pet, the marriage lasts 3 weeks. *You have to cheat on your wife or on your girlfriend otherwise the other dudes think you are a fag. *All your music videos must be full of hot chicks. *Use as much pyro on your shows as possible. *Get in fights with other bands like Warrant, Poison, Slaughter etc. *If you are alive by the time VH1 does an eppisode of Where Are They Now or Behind The Music of your band... then you didn't partied enough dude.
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Post by Stefvorcide on May 4, 2007 11:33:13 GMT -5
\m/
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Post by jazziiiguy on May 6, 2007 18:46:20 GMT -5
My personal rule: If you're going to play a purple guitar, you had better be a badass.
\m/
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Post by Joel Wanasek on May 6, 2007 23:06:52 GMT -5
I do have a purple guitar. But it is a badass one.
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Post by jazziiiguy on May 7, 2007 1:51:09 GMT -5
Haha, me too. My new Ibanez is some kind of "lavender" finish..? Few guitars can pull that off, and even fewer pickers can pull it off.
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Post by entz on May 7, 2007 8:23:49 GMT -5
Purple guitars kick ass. I don't get what's the deal with black, deep blue, grey etc. they look pretty booring. Typaical 80's finishes are awsome... neon green, pink, yellow, oragne, ferrari red or.... gold or silver flake. They look awsome in a concert when all the lights are flashing etc.
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Post by Stefvorcide on May 7, 2007 8:28:02 GMT -5
Yes its dos, but I wouldnt play death metal with a leopard or purple (with silver flashy dots) guitar... ;p
so Skulls ftw \m/
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Post by pcsmall on May 7, 2007 10:35:40 GMT -5
Purple guitars kick ass. I don't get what's the deal with black, deep blue, grey etc. they look pretty booring. Typaical 80's finishes are awsome... neon green, pink, yellow, oragne, ferrari red or.... gold or silver flake. They look awsome in a concert when all the lights are flashing etc. don't forget Paul Gilbert's turquoise with hot pink binding/f-holes \m/
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Post by Ms Scary on May 7, 2007 17:25:39 GMT -5
Tungus has a Purple Color Changing Guitar "ov Doom" hahaha
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