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Post by jazziiiguy on May 7, 2007 19:53:31 GMT -5
Yes its dos, but I wouldnt play death metal with a leopard or purple (with silver flashy dots) guitar... ;p so Skulls ftw \m/ I play death on mine.
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Post by Stefvorcide on May 7, 2007 21:02:00 GMT -5
Tungus has a Purple Color Changing Guitar "ov Doom" hahaha \m/
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Post by mattjem7vwh on May 8, 2007 2:15:05 GMT -5
Emp ov doom!!!!! ruler of the masses, eater of pasties, splitter of bitches, and eternal guardian of the dinky pile o' skulls!
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Post by Stefvorcide on May 8, 2007 11:00:26 GMT -5
true words ov wisdom were spoken.
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Post by pcsmall on May 10, 2007 21:49:43 GMT -5
not just true words ov wisdom, but tr00 words ov wisdom ov DOOM.
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Post by pcsmall on May 16, 2007 0:31:46 GMT -5
Metal is true (this is obvious). Therefore, anything making enough noise to drown out metal is false.* Anything, whether it be human, emo, or machine, that attempts to drown out metal must be cancelled and at least one flex of the forearm with the "pfff" sound is to be administered.**
Example: At my job (Target) I was working in the backroom today, so I brought my mp3 administrator along. The only album administered to my mp3 administrator is The Physics of Fire by Becoming the Archetype (DOS melodic death metal). I have to keep the volume down low enough to make sure i hear people trying to get ahold of me on my walkie, and this industrial fan that was running back there drowned out the dos guitar solo in one of the songs. I administered the flex ov pfff-age and cancelled the fan.
The example of the little brother blasting rap and you administering CoB in the main rules sheet is also a rudimentary example of how to properly administer this rule.
*The only thing which shall be allowed to drown out metal without be flexed at is somebody next to you at the stop light who is dos enough to administer more metal or classical loud enough to drown out your metal. In this case, you turn down your metal, obtain your neighbor's attention, and up the horns. **Flexing of the triceps, a cocky look on your face, and additional forearm flexing can be administered liberally, regardless of the situation. You can never cancel anything too much - it's best to make sure it's annihalated before you turn your back on it.
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Post by Torkin on Jun 30, 2007 16:38:40 GMT -5
The truest of all metals is: Gold, also known as element 79 or Au, for having a 1337 melting point of 1337 Kelvin. This probably should go to the equipment forum though
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Post by Stefvorcide on Jun 30, 2007 16:50:50 GMT -5
/g33k m0de turned-on
yeah, thatz 1337.
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Post by endless on Jul 3, 2007 20:43:34 GMT -5
There's a local band here called Bitchsplitter, so that made me laugh, then up the horns. bitchsplitter.cjb.net/Gore-grind stuff... maybe Emp will diggeth.
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Post by pcsmall on Jul 27, 2007 10:32:09 GMT -5
just thought this was priceless...
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Post by Stefvorcide on Jul 27, 2007 10:58:31 GMT -5
heheh nice one lad.
btw this thread should be revived.
YE SHALLETH OBEY THY RULEZ OV HEAVEY FUKKEN METAL
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Post by Tungus on Jul 28, 2007 19:53:41 GMT -5
btw this thread should be revived. YE SHALLETH OBEY THY RULEZ OV HEAVEY FUKKEN METAL I agree.
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Post by pcsmall on Aug 4, 2007 22:50:01 GMT -5
There are 3 guarantees while we are here on earth:
metal, taxes, and Chuck Norris
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Post by Stefvorcide on Aug 5, 2007 2:57:15 GMT -5
There are 3 guarantees while we are here on earth: metal, taxes, and Chuck Norris metal isnt garantied... check out those rappers and punks...
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Post by pcsmall on Aug 5, 2007 13:12:52 GMT -5
There are 3 guarantees while we are here on earth: metal, taxes, and Chuck Norris metal isnt garantied... check out those rappers and punks... yes it is, but in the document titled "Thy Terms ov Service", it is stated that if anybody steps out of line with any of the three guarantees, repercussions will be felt... Step out of line with taxes, the government pwns you. Step out of line with Chuck Norris, you get a roundhouse kick to the face. Step out of line with metal, you get flexed at beyond all recognition, and are shunned by all who abide by The Guarantee, because they know you chose to live a penultimate life.
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